mAdd woRLd!

Can someone hook me up with Molly? I just want one date.

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• Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
• Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
• Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
• Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
• Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
• Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
• Me: /dinosaur screams/

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• Dad: Why are your eyes so red?
• Son: I was smoking marijuana
• Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a little bitch

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Just give me a chance

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Fun

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